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First Top 10 Hindi Dialogues
                           Category : Top 10 statements in Hindi movies
                           10.     Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga
                           9.      Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga
                           8.      Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?
                           7.      Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.
                           6.      Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....
                           5.      Yeh anyay hai bhagwan
                           4.      Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.
                           3.      Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho.
                           2.      Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.
                           And the number one statement is .....
                           1.      Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.
                           
                           Here are the best of the rest...
                           - Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain
                           - lo...muh meetha kar lo
                           - mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi
                           - aaj pinky ka janam din hai
                           - yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib
                           - Bhaiya !!!!!!!!!!
                           - Ma, tum kitni achchi ho
                           - Aaj mein bahut khush hoon
                           (usually to be followed by a tragicturn of events)
                           - arre isse to tez bukhar hai
                           - Nikal jaa mere ghar say...
                           - Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay
                           - khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya
                           
                           and the best:
                           -  tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to ...
                           -  gurkha, ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do.
                           - Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya..
                           -  Ab tumari maa hamare kabze main hai
                           -  Pulis ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai
                           -  Driver, gaadi roko
                           -  Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede....
                           -  Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta"
                           -  aur ye bechari begunnah hai. That's all, your honor
                           -  tazeerat-e-hind , dafa 302 ke tahat,
                              mulzim ko maut ki sazasunai jaati  hai.
                           -  Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai
                           -  Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe
                           -  (hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed)
                              Main kahan hun?
                              
                           -  Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?
                           -  "Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu"
                              followed by the jug jug jiyo beta
                           -  "Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega" ??
                           -  Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga,
                              aaj pahli baarkuch maang........
                           -  KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LUMBE HOTE HAIN
                           -  Aey jee!  Aap bade woh haiN!
                           

"SHOLAY" involving GABBAR SINGH (AMZAD KHAN) and his CHAMCHAS.
GABBAR - Kitne aadami the ?
SAMBHA - Do, Sarkar..
GABBAR - Woh do the aur tum char, Phir bhi tum log wapas aa gaye... Haramzado, Gabbar ka naam mitti main mila diya... Iskee sazaa milegi, jaroor milegee...
GABBAR - Tera kya hoga, re Sambha ?
SAMBHA - Maine to aapka namak khaaya hai, Sarkar..
GABBAR - To aab goli bhi kha le...

Dharmendra is up on top of the water tower threatening to commit suicide and is very drunk. Down below there are many villagers watching the drama unfold, and this classic situation involves two of these fine gentlemen - G1, and G2.
Dh: Gaon vaalon, mein vahi karoonga jo Heer ne Ranjha ke liye kiya tha, Romeo ne Juliet ke liye kiya tha - sosait, sosait, sossaait (suicide).
G1: Arre bhai, yeh sossaait kya hota hai?
G2: Arre bhai, jub ungrez marte hain, to usey sossaait kehte hain!!!!

The villain has the heroine tied to an electric chair with a long electric wire leading to a switch. The villain throws the switch and the electricity is now shown flowing towards the heroin. The hero is running towards the heroine racing with electricity to save her, and yes he is catching up.
The villain at this point shouts to his chamcha: "Charlie voltage baddhao, electicity jaldee jayegi".

Amitabh B has got out of jail and is bent on finding and beating up Ajit (who goes by the name JJ in this movie).
Amitabh: JJ, main abhi abhi jail se nikla hoon!
Ajit (JJ): Haan, kaho to phir andhar bhijva doon?

Amitabh: Aadmi zindagi mein sirf do hi baar bhagta hai, ya to olympic ka race ho ya police ka case ho.

Amitabh Bachchan: Nazar utha ke dekh Gabbar. Tere sar pe maut mandalaa rahee hai!
Chamcha 2: Arre yeh to Rekha hai!
Rekha: Hai mujhe maut kehte ho, Lamboo-jee...

Ajit to a lady ( try shashikala here if you can't think of any other vamp !) : 'Rosy let's be cozy ' !
Ajit to a lady : ' Lilly don't be silly '

Henchman (panting and sweating) to Ajit : ' Boss, Boss sona kahan hai ' ?
Ajit : ' Itna Bada maidan para hai, kahin bhi so jao '

Utpal Dutt: Jaisa ke Kalidas ne kaha hai, What's in the name?
Some other actor: Uncle, Kalidas ne nahin, Shakespeare ne! (Uncle, Not kalidas, It was Shakespeare )
Utpal Dutt: Are(y) bhai, jub naam mein hee kuchh nahin rakha, to Shakespere ho ya Kalidas, Kya farak parta hai! (** When there is nothing in the name, it doesn't matter if it was Shakespeare OR Kalidas **)

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